<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039</id><updated>2011-09-01T06:40:50.345-07:00</updated><title type='text'>EZ's Blog</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>56</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-116689263895223169</id><published>2006-12-23T08:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T08:50:38.973-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Copyright infringment</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/1600/204193/DSC00279.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/320/251415/DSC00279.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, as some of you might know, I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago. While I was there I managed to catch the local hash pub crawl. Now we did the usual stops, a couple dive bars, a gay bar, a quick run to McDonalds for a dozen burgers while other hashers run through the drivethrough as a distraction. You know the usual stuff. Now what really caught me on this crawl, was at the gay bar (wait maybe I better re-word that). Ok, before we were locked in by the lady that crashed her moped into the front door as the hairs were looking on laughing, and doing nothing to help us open the door, I saw this poster. Now what are the chances that some gay Toys for Tots guy is going to be in the bar, then sue them for copyright infringment? I can imagine it now. It would be the dumbest outing in the history of man. I'm sure you can play it in your head without me spelling it out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, Merry Christmas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-116689263895223169?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/116689263895223169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=116689263895223169&amp;isPopup=true' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116689263895223169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116689263895223169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/12/copyright-infringment.html' title='Copyright infringment'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-116605377727973684</id><published>2006-12-13T15:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-13T15:49:37.326-08:00</updated><title type='text'>MERRY CHRISTMAS</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/1600/412483/newball.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/320/18696/newball.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; See the new Christmas tree orniment my cool sister sent me. The thing is, I don't think she knew I was going to use it for this purpose. The bonus here is this way it won't get all junked up with bugs and stuff. Yes, those are Jack-in-the-Box balls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/1600/714329/xmastree.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/320/911212/xmastree.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You never what you might find on a tree.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-116605377727973684?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/116605377727973684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=116605377727973684&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116605377727973684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116605377727973684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/12/merry-christmas.html' title='MERRY CHRISTMAS'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-116580379222586494</id><published>2006-12-10T18:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-10T18:23:12.256-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's December everyone, and I'm back in town, for now.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/1600/532014/RadiologyStudents.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/320/118691/RadiologyStudents.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  I've been in Vegas learning how to take X-rays. I have to go again in January cause they didn't like my "creativity".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-116580379222586494?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/116580379222586494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=116580379222586494&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116580379222586494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116580379222586494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/12/its-december-everyone-and-im-back-in.html' title='It&apos;s December everyone, and I&apos;m back in town, for now.'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-116466689004840801</id><published>2006-11-27T14:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-27T14:36:10.446-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Apache</title><content type='html'>Fire Tunnel, here is the complete video of your Will Smith clip. &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is way better than Will and Alfonso. I think I'm going to grow my hair and moustache like that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-116466689004840801?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/116466689004840801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=116466689004840801&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116466689004840801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116466689004840801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/11/apache.html' title='Apache'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-116447540298483756</id><published>2006-11-25T09:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-25T09:23:23.013-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Another HNT</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/1600/663195/turkey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/489/2266/320/226764/turkey.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy Half Naked Thanksgiving.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-116447540298483756?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/116447540298483756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=116447540298483756&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116447540298483756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/116447540298483756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/11/another-hnt.html' title='Another HNT'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115941691696943928</id><published>2006-09-27T21:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-28T05:26:04.840-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy HNT</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/lucy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/lucy.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look it's me from a LONG LONG time ago. Ok, so it's not me, maybe a distant relative named Lucy, or maybe it's my great great grandma. You may never know.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115941691696943928?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115941691696943928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115941691696943928&amp;isPopup=true' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115941691696943928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115941691696943928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/09/happy-hnt.html' title='Happy HNT'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115923928732609024</id><published>2006-09-25T19:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-25T19:54:47.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things could be worse.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/capt.94605a30a119437eae54d106aaa3330b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/capt.94605a30a119437eae54d106aaa3330b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Just when you thought it was safe to judge a game of javelin you feel an inexplicable pain in your foot. These guys may as well be rednecks drinking beer and playing Jarts. At least if she were half drunk it wouldn't hurt so bad.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115923928732609024?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115923928732609024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115923928732609024&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115923928732609024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115923928732609024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/09/things-could-be-worse.html' title='Things could be worse.'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115863138846049434</id><published>2006-09-18T18:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T19:03:08.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm slacking, but hey, it's an EZPALOOZA</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/couch%202.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/couch%202.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's right folks, this Friday is the first ever EZPALOOZA. Come to Casa Del Fag for a great party. E-mail me if you can make it, and want directions. If you can get Serrano and Chuy off the couch, crash space will be available.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115863138846049434?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115863138846049434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115863138846049434&amp;isPopup=true' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115863138846049434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115863138846049434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/09/im-slacking-but-hey-its-ezpalooza.html' title='I&apos;m slacking, but hey, it&apos;s an EZPALOOZA'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115754339087085402</id><published>2006-09-06T04:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-06T04:49:50.886-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lunch anyone?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/turkey2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/turkey2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Insert your own caption here...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you can figure out what the hell is going on here, I'll buy you lunch.  Needless to say this same day I ate lunch at Panera Bread and had the smoked turkey sandwich.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115754339087085402?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115754339087085402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115754339087085402&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115754339087085402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115754339087085402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/09/lunch-anyone.html' title='Lunch anyone?'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115723728859160356</id><published>2006-09-02T15:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-02T15:48:08.613-07:00</updated><title type='text'>EZ, Where have you been?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/20q.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/20q.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you can read this, you might be able to tell where EZ has been for all this time. NO, I haven't been drinking micheladas with Blue, but your getting close. I promise I'll try to update more often.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115723728859160356?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115723728859160356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115723728859160356&amp;isPopup=true' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115723728859160356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115723728859160356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/09/ez-where-have-you-been.html' title='EZ, Where have you been?'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115335823944754538</id><published>2006-07-19T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-19T18:29:48.770-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OK, Already</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/heartache.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/heartache.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy HNT. OK, so it isn't me, but at least it is an update. I've been freeking busy lately. Now if you can guess who this is, you will receive a free beer next time I see you. This was a fun photo. Nothing like drinking micheladas at Mambo's, out on the patio, and having a goose neck trailer pull up and park directly in front of you hauling about 10 Long Horn steer. It got even funner when one of them decided to make a pretty waterfall before the driver was chastised severely in Spanish by all the patrons and the employees.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115335823944754538?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115335823944754538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115335823944754538&amp;isPopup=true' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115335823944754538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115335823944754538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/07/ok-already.html' title='OK, Already'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115095456990953453</id><published>2006-06-21T22:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-21T22:36:09.926-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy HNT</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/purple.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/purple.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want an Oompa Loompa now Daddy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115095456990953453?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115095456990953453/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115095456990953453&amp;isPopup=true' title='17 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115095456990953453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115095456990953453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/06/happy-hnt.html' title='Happy HNT'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>17</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115083826865542145</id><published>2006-06-20T13:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-20T14:20:38.993-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OK, I'll bite</title><content type='html'>OK, Troj and Raf, and anyone else who did this, I'll do it too, but I'm far too lazy to do that entire list. So here is the abbreviated version:&lt;br /&gt;1. What time did you get up this morning? In the morning.&lt;br /&gt;2. Diamonds or Pearls? Are we talking about necklaces?&lt;br /&gt;3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I can't remember, but I'm about to watch "The Return of Spinal Tap", I love Netflix.&lt;br /&gt;4. What is your favorite TV show? Mile High&lt;br /&gt;5. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing&lt;br /&gt;7. What is your favorite cuisine? Chicken wings&lt;br /&gt;8. What foods do you dislike? I'll eat just about anything.&lt;br /&gt;9. What is your favorite type of music? Not Show Tunes!&lt;br /&gt;10. What kind of a car do you drive? Dodge Grand Caravan baby&lt;br /&gt;12.Favorite item of clothing? A Kilt&lt;br /&gt;14. What color is your bathroom?Leopard skin wallpaper&lt;br /&gt;21. Coke or Pepsi? Vanilla Coke with Sailor Jerry's Rum&lt;br /&gt;27. Favorite candy bar? Not a big candy bar eater, but if I have to pick it would be a Payday.&lt;br /&gt;30. Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Trek, but I'm not a nerd, I haven't been to any conventions or anything.&lt;br /&gt;31. Any nicknames? EZ, Boudy.&lt;br /&gt;33. Ever been to Africa? yup, and don't have any plans on going back.&lt;br /&gt;34. Ever been toilet papered? nope, now this doesn't mean I want all you wankers TP'ing my house.&lt;br /&gt;36. Croutons or bacon bits? . Both&lt;br /&gt;37. Favorite day of the week? Friday&lt;br /&gt;39. Favorite ice cream? Anything in a bowl big enough for me to enjoy it for more than 30 seconds.&lt;br /&gt;41. Favorite day of the year? I'm not Jewish.&lt;br /&gt;43. Favorite Website? Ebay. I don't buy stuff, but there just a bunch of cool crap to look at.&lt;br /&gt;44. How many times did you fail your drivers test? Almost once.&lt;br /&gt;46. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I don't have credit cards anymore.&lt;br /&gt;47. What do you do most often when you're bored? Master... Oh wait, watch TV or something.&lt;br /&gt;48. What time do you usually go to bed in the evening? At night.&lt;br /&gt;51. Ford or Chevy? 71 Bronco. You guys still don't believe me that it spits flames.&lt;br /&gt;52 What are you listening to right now? "Monkey Man" by The Maytals&lt;br /&gt;55. Which came first the chicken or the egg?I agree with Troj.&lt;br /&gt;58. What is the one thing you can not travel with out? My penis&lt;br /&gt;59. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? Free beer at the Hash.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115083826865542145?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115083826865542145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115083826865542145&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115083826865542145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115083826865542145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/06/ok-ill-bite.html' title='OK, I&apos;ll bite'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-115045829160570339</id><published>2006-06-16T04:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-16T04:44:51.623-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My cousin</title><content type='html'>Hey, this is short notice, but I'm lazy. My cousin is coming to Austin this coming Monday and well be there till Wednesday. Anyone wanna take him out and buy him a beer? Hell, he's traveling on an expense report, he'll buy you a few. If you can't make it out, where should he go?Is Lovejoys still open?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-115045829160570339?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/115045829160570339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=115045829160570339&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115045829160570339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/115045829160570339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-cousin.html' title='My cousin'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114989647521235001</id><published>2006-06-09T16:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T16:41:15.230-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dream girls</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/Chaka.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/Chaka.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look, I have found a picture of Rubbin's dream girl. Check out those "wide lips and mouth" and that "guitar shaped body". Man, this chick is HOT. If she wasn't spoken for, I'd snatch her up in a heartbeat.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114989647521235001?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114989647521235001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114989647521235001&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114989647521235001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114989647521235001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/06/dream-girls.html' title='Dream girls'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114986398080217350</id><published>2006-06-09T07:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T07:39:40.803-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Anonymous comments</title><content type='html'>OK, so here I am bitching that Cant Touch This won't let anonymous people post comments on her blog, and I didn't realize all along that I had that setting turned on also. Maybe now my sister can leave a comment as she can't figure out how to set up her own blog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114986398080217350?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114986398080217350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114986398080217350&amp;isPopup=true' title='22 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114986398080217350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114986398080217350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/06/anonymous-comments.html' title='Anonymous comments'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>22</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114947408859118924</id><published>2006-06-04T19:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-04T19:25:46.100-07:00</updated><title type='text'>hjdntynum</title><content type='html'>Guess what my subject is today.&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/captcha3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/200/captcha3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; It is that STUPID character recognition that most of you have on your comments section. They're a waste of time, and sometimes you can't even make out the characters that they want you to type. I mean, come on, honestly, WHAT GIVES? How many of you are inundated by pesky comments by computers that you don't know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/captcha.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/200/captcha.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; I even saw one of you complain about them on YOUR OWN comments section. &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#33ff33;"&gt;No, not Gaslight&lt;/span&gt;. These are the stupidest things, and this option should be turned off on ALL of your blogs. Hell, Blogspot shouldn't even offer the option to have it. If any of you have a legit reason to use these stupid things, I want to know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/captcha2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/200/captcha2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and if any of you saw my picture below, you have to go to Cant Touch This's blog. I think she found the daddy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114947408859118924?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114947408859118924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114947408859118924&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114947408859118924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114947408859118924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/06/hjdntynum.html' title='hjdntynum'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114917123000008220</id><published>2006-06-01T07:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-01T07:26:51.756-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New blogger</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/baby.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/baby.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey all, lets give a big welcome to Gaslight. &lt;a href="http://run-gaslight-run.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://run-gaslight-run.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt; Her blog may suck, but she can realy cook.&lt;br /&gt;Now go to her blog, and stop looking at that picture of my new baby.&lt;br /&gt;Oh, did I mention, happy HNT?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114917123000008220?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114917123000008220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114917123000008220&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114917123000008220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114917123000008220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/06/new-blogger.html' title='New blogger'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114806311021264199</id><published>2006-05-19T11:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-19T11:25:10.233-07:00</updated><title type='text'>OK, lets try this again</title><content type='html'>As you know, DNA assigned me the letter D. So here is an attempt to convey to what the letter D means to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Daughter- My daughter is probably the best thing I have going for me right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dog- My dog Chuy is one of the coolest dogs ever. Maybe cooler than Brisco, but that's a different story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dread Locks- Something I wish I could grow&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;(mainly hair).&lt;/span&gt; Plus I've been listening to a lot of reggae lately. Check out that new guy Matisyahoo&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;(no relation to internetyahoo).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dream- you know you all dream about me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dirty- Insert all dirty words that start with D here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Difficult- It is difficult to think of 10 words that start with D that you can actually write about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Divorce- WOOHOO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Danger Mouse- Remember that cartoon? Way better than Smurfs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disgusting Fuck- A friend from the New Orleans Hash that I haven't talked to forever. If any of you have his e-mail address send it my way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dad- Something I try to be good at, and something I don't give mine enough credit for. &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;(Sorry Kim, sister doesn't start with D)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disturbed- I think all hasher are a little disturbed. That's why we hash.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh wait, that's 11, now what are you going to do? &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;(Our amps go all the way to 11, thats one more than 10)&lt;/span&gt; Now I'm&lt;br /&gt;DONE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114806311021264199?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114806311021264199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114806311021264199&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114806311021264199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114806311021264199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/ok-lets-try-this-again.html' title='OK, lets try this again'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114804207865981201</id><published>2006-05-19T05:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-19T05:34:38.676-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New blogger</title><content type='html'>Ok everyone, go to HOV's new site. She got all upset that I said her blog sucks.  &lt;a href="http://hov-allabout-hov.blogspot.com//"&gt;http://hov-allabout-hov.blogspot.com//&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114804207865981201?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114804207865981201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114804207865981201&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114804207865981201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114804207865981201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/new-blogger.html' title='New blogger'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114800829264036880</id><published>2006-05-18T20:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-18T20:11:32.656-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The letter D</title><content type='html'>DNA gave me the letter D.&lt;br /&gt;1- DNA Master- she gave me this assignment.&lt;br /&gt;2- Do this later cause I have a splitting headache, and I never get headaches, so this really sucks.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114800829264036880?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114800829264036880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114800829264036880&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114800829264036880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114800829264036880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/letter-d.html' title='The letter D'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114787956670897204</id><published>2006-05-17T08:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-17T08:26:06.723-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Smurfs</title><content type='html'>La la lalala, la lala lala.... Ever just feel like singing the smurfs song? I'm sitting outside on the patio at my local Starbucks (yes, I know they're the giant evil coffee corporation that would probably have me taken out if they knew I was writing bad things about them on their free wireless net, BUT their wireless net is FREE, so here I am) and it's abeautiful day, mid 80's, no humidity, and I probably do more work out of my office than in. No this part isn't work, but I'm waiting for one of my data bases to synch up, so I have a minute or two to kill.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the Smurf song came through my head, and it just seamed appropriate.&lt;br /&gt;Hey, at least it wasn't that damn "Wax a chump like candle" song.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114787956670897204?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114787956670897204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114787956670897204&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114787956670897204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114787956670897204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/smurfs.html' title='Smurfs'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114778257573231746</id><published>2006-05-16T05:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T05:29:35.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>hello??</title><content type='html'>I think my blog got blown away. This is a test message.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114778257573231746?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114778257573231746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114778257573231746&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114778257573231746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114778257573231746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/hello.html' title='hello??'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114758825793242305</id><published>2006-05-13T23:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-13T23:31:13.590-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You think I'm Kinky...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/KINKY.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/KINKY.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ripped straight from the Hoodoo Gurus' song "Fuck, I cant remember the song cause I'm drunk." but it says " You can't take me anywhere, I'll strip right down to my underwear if you give me half a chance....."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anway this was a pic of Kinky Friedman that I took at the art car parade 2D.&lt;br /&gt;Wooohoo, vote 4 Kinky.&lt;br /&gt;Y NOT???&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114758825793242305?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114758825793242305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114758825793242305&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114758825793242305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114758825793242305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/you-think-im-kinky.html' title='You think I&apos;m Kinky...'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114737475515049483</id><published>2006-05-11T12:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T12:12:35.166-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh crap, it's Thursday</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/goggles.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/goggles.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OOps, forgot to update today, this will have to do for now. Maybe next time I'll actually put the helmet on my head to avoid that annoying glare.&lt;br /&gt;Happy HNT everyone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114737475515049483?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114737475515049483/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114737475515049483&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114737475515049483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114737475515049483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/oh-crap-its-thursday.html' title='Oh crap, it&apos;s Thursday'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114675445135016773</id><published>2006-05-04T07:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T07:54:11.363-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Screw you guys, I'm going home</title><content type='html'>Ok, well I'm not going home, but I am going to San Antonio Friday for the weekend. Where's the party at?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114675445135016773?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114675445135016773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114675445135016773&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114675445135016773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114675445135016773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/screw-you-guys-im-going-home.html' title='Screw you guys, I&apos;m going home'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114666648988984979</id><published>2006-05-03T07:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T07:28:17.806-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Is it Friday yet?</title><content type='html'>Have you ever gone to the bathroom, and thought "That's odd, when did I eat dog food?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK! I can't wait for Friday to get here. This has been the longest week ever.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114666648988984979?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114666648988984979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114666648988984979&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114666648988984979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114666648988984979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/is-it-friday-yet.html' title='Is it Friday yet?'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114649270116671658</id><published>2006-05-01T07:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-01T07:13:05.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>quick dirty update</title><content type='html'>Ok, here is the update. Now get off my ass. Oh yeah, I got "tagged" by FireTunnel and Baby G, how gay is that? You want me to name 6 trivial things about me? I'll try:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I'm not really bald, I just keep my hair short so it looks that way, and I have something to bitch about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. I lost my virginity at 16 while on a camping trip with my aunt and uncle. Here name was Bobby, had HUGE boobs, she and her friends had a giant army tent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. I eat hot sauce on just about everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. I never placed in a spelling B. Come on, you've read my blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. I have a car that shoots flames out of the tale pipes, and I just made a giant spud gun. I love redneck technology.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. I've never been to jail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now you figure out which ones are true...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114649270116671658?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114649270116671658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114649270116671658&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114649270116671658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114649270116671658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/05/quick-dirty-update.html' title='quick dirty update'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114555057001533195</id><published>2006-04-20T09:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T09:29:30.030-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Saving the world once again</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/gold.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/gold.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is Half Nekked Thursday, and I haven't updated my blog in a while.  What can I say, I've been at Fort Knox on another mission. I got back to lovely humid Houston last night, and finally have time to update.  I'll full you on all the specifics later, but am just letting you all know that I am still alive, and that I came back with all my fingers and toes, so I'm OK. Now, although this is not a proper HNT photo, the women should love it because as we all know, the only thing women like better than gold is diamonds, but I didn't see any of those at Fort Knox. &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;(Oh, and sorry for the poor quality, but hey security is tight, so its not like you have time to focus real well).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114555057001533195?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114555057001533195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114555057001533195&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114555057001533195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114555057001533195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/04/saving-world-once-again.html' title='Saving the world once again'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114476599912000497</id><published>2006-04-11T07:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-11T07:38:12.423-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm thinking of getting my hair cut</title><content type='html'>Now that Day Old, and Pimp are getting their hair cut, I think it is time for a change. No, I don't have any old gay album covers, or any homo model guys to show you. I was thinking of getting my hair cut like I had it in 93 when I had hair. Here is a picture of my student ID that was taken on a very windy day (although the wind didn't really do anything to my hair). What do you think girls, should I go for it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/lcc%20id.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114476599912000497?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114476599912000497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114476599912000497&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114476599912000497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114476599912000497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/04/im-thinking-of-getting-my-hair-cut.html' title='I&apos;m thinking of getting my hair cut'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114470082668280414</id><published>2006-04-10T12:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T13:27:06.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>new words</title><content type='html'>Who invented the word "synergy"? That has got to be one of the most fake words ever invented. It reminds me of motivational speakers and car salesmen. Whenever I hear it I want to do something irrational, but then I remember, "Oh yeah, this guy's just an idiot, and I won't ever have see him again after this." What the hell does it mean anyway? Yeah, I get the "ergy" part, it comes from energy, but what the hell word starts with "syn" that isn't in  a science lab? That word it gay, gay, gay.  That's all I got to say about that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114470082668280414?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114470082668280414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114470082668280414&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114470082668280414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114470082668280414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/04/new-words.html' title='new words'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114403808206015690</id><published>2006-04-02T21:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-02T21:23:52.006-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm looking for a job</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/junk%20truck.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/junk%20truck.2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have my truck loaded up and am looking for a new job. I can do ANYTHING because I carry EVERYTHING with me, and can go ANYWHERE. No, seriously, I thought the Sanford and Son truck had a lot of crap in it. Is this even legal? I saw this thing cruising down the street the other day and had to take a pic. Note the tie down job, its like they said "Just throw everything on, there was a sale on tie down strap, and I got 1 million feet of it".  Thank God for camera phones. The amazing thing is that there were only two guys in the front, they realy have their work cut out for them I guess.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114403808206015690?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114403808206015690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114403808206015690&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114403808206015690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114403808206015690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/04/im-looking-for-job.html' title='I&apos;m looking for a job'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114387506159532639</id><published>2006-03-31T23:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-31T23:04:21.596-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Let's all welcome  a new blogger &lt;a href="http://caynttouchthis.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://caynttouchthis.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt; . She's fulll of crap. ONON&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114387506159532639?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114387506159532639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114387506159532639&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114387506159532639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114387506159532639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/04/lets-all-welcome-new-blogger.html' title=''/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114383964757467191</id><published>2006-03-31T13:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-31T13:14:07.593-08:00</updated><title type='text'>my virgin bottle</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/tuaca.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/tuaca.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OK, this is my first bottle of Tuaca. You hot chicks (and Brownie, oh, and Day Old Fish) turned me  on to something. The question is, should I keep it in the freezer next to the Jeager?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114383964757467191?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114383964757467191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114383964757467191&amp;isPopup=true' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114383964757467191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114383964757467191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-virgin-bottle.html' title='my virgin bottle'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114358001118006322</id><published>2006-03-28T13:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-28T13:06:51.196-08:00</updated><title type='text'>pics</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/txihtent.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/txihtent.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/txihtent.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, this is the only picture of Texas Interhash that I took. I don't even know who's tent it is, but I have a feeling that they slept in it this way all weekend. Given the amount of alcohol that was consumed it wouldn't be too far of a stretch. Anyway, had fun with all you, and am looking foreword to next years interhash down here in Mosquito country. Oh, by the way, did I mention that I am the RA for the Mosquito hash, so I'll be running the circle, and MC-ing the skits again. If you want to Ms. Texas Interhash next year, I'll try to put in a good word for you.&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#3366ff;"&gt;I'm not easy but I can be bought.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114358001118006322?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114358001118006322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114358001118006322&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114358001118006322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114358001118006322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/pics.html' title='pics'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114347314194294209</id><published>2006-03-27T07:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-27T07:25:41.956-08:00</updated><title type='text'>aaaahhhh</title><content type='html'>Someone help. My head is so stuffed up, and I feel like crap, and still have to work today. I don't think camping in 30 degree weather was a good idea, but it was definetly worth it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114347314194294209?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114347314194294209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114347314194294209&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114347314194294209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114347314194294209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/aaaahhhh.html' title='aaaahhhh'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114321870294330650</id><published>2006-03-24T08:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-24T08:45:02.956-08:00</updated><title type='text'>TGIF</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/MiniStumbleThruHumble069.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/MiniStumbleThruHumble069.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;On my way to TXIH. Lets hope it isn't too cold. Will fill you in on the details (maybe) when I get back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;ONON&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114321870294330650?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114321870294330650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114321870294330650&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114321870294330650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114321870294330650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/tgif.html' title='TGIF'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114308499161959563</id><published>2006-03-22T19:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-22T19:36:31.640-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy HNT</title><content type='html'>If you can guess whose all in the booth, you win a beer at TXIH.&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/booth3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/booth3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114308499161959563?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114308499161959563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114308499161959563&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114308499161959563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114308499161959563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/happy-hnt.html' title='Happy HNT'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114299319787271496</id><published>2006-03-21T17:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T18:06:37.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saving private Eargasm</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/1600/ransom.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/ransom.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Now I know that many of you have been asking, "What is it that EZ does when he is on his Guard duty?" Well, I can not tell you the exact scope of my mission, but it has to do with homeland security. I can however give you this publicity photo that I took during my last mission, as it may be hitting the local tabloids soon. Before I left last week, I told you that I was going to go to North Carolina to learn how to tactically maneuver small boats, that is only part of the truth. While on detail, our crew had received intel that Eargasm had been detained by an angry militant organization. As we were the first to receive the message, it was only right that we respond. After much fighting and negotiating, we were able to rescue young Eargasm and bring him to safety.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114299319787271496?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114299319787271496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114299319787271496&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114299319787271496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114299319787271496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/saving-private-eargasm.html' title='Saving private Eargasm'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114286558832022317</id><published>2006-03-20T06:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-20T06:41:01.830-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Defending the world</title><content type='html'>OK, I'm back. I don't have a lot of time right now, but will fill you all in on the details later. Gotta get back into regular guy work mode. It's amazing how it piles up when your gone for just a week.&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/DSC00019.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/DSC00019.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"&gt;&lt;img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; moz-background-clip: initial; moz-background-origin: initial; moz-background-inline-policy: initial" alt="Posted by Picasa" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" align="middle" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114286558832022317?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114286558832022317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114286558832022317&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114286558832022317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114286558832022317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/defending-world.html' title='Defending the world'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114213718423266590</id><published>2006-03-11T20:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-11T20:19:44.240-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Way Early</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/MiniStumbleThruHumble026.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/MiniStumbleThruHumble026.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  Happy early HNT all. Yeah, I know it is Saturday night, and I think I have drank about a quarter bottle of vodka, but I am packing my crap to go to Camp Leajeune, North Carolina. I'll b there all week learning the proper way to crash a 25 foot harbor patroll boat into crap with the Coast Guard. Won't be updating my blog next week (well probably sont, but keep checking in. See  you all at TXIH. Fuck, I'm drunk, I think it took me 20 minutes to write that, ant I just had another drink delivered by a very nekked .. .. (well I won't say her name to protect the not so inocent).&lt;br /&gt;ONON&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114213718423266590?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114213718423266590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114213718423266590&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114213718423266590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114213718423266590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/way-early.html' title='Way Early'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114196163534848835</id><published>2006-03-09T19:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-09T19:35:29.210-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Insanity</title><content type='html'>Happy Friday all. I think I've finally fallen into complete insanity. Join me in&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/DSC00004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/DSC00004.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; welcoming the new addition to Casa Boudreau. Yes, I now am the new owner of a phone booth. It even has that phone booth smell. Mmmmmm, phonebooth. Why? You ask. Well I thought it would look good next to my pinball machine, air hocky table, and slot machine. But hey look on the bright side, now if Superman comes over he always has a place to change his clothes. And just maybe some of you will be dim enough when your drinking to actually put money in the phone when you make a phone call. WOOHOOOOO &lt;a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"&gt;&lt;img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; moz-background-clip: initial; moz-background-origin: initial; moz-background-inline-policy: initial" alt="Posted by Picasa" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" align="middle" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114196163534848835?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114196163534848835/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114196163534848835&amp;isPopup=true' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114196163534848835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114196163534848835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/insanity.html' title='Insanity'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114187107875121063</id><published>2006-03-08T18:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-08T18:24:38.760-08:00</updated><title type='text'>first HNT post</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/DSC00138.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/DSC00138.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  Hey girls, this is my first Half Nekked Thursday post. I hope this pic is not too risque. Maybe next week I can get a pic of me playing with some of my "toys". Till next Thursday.&lt;br /&gt;ONON&lt;br /&gt;CHUY&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114187107875121063?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114187107875121063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114187107875121063&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114187107875121063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114187107875121063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/first-hnt-post.html' title='first HNT post'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114182503834327039</id><published>2006-03-08T05:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-08T05:37:26.280-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wednesday</title><content type='html'>Wooohoo, it's Wednesday everyone. One day closer to Half Nekked Thursday. Will have a surprise post tomorrow, so get ready.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ONON&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114182503834327039?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114182503834327039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114182503834327039&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114182503834327039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114182503834327039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/wednesday.html' title='Wednesday'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114167786589426115</id><published>2006-03-06T12:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-06T12:44:25.906-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WTF?</title><content type='html'>OK, I just (well not JUST, but fairly recently) watched a movie called &lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/51426_86_lrg_a_3200.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/51426_86_lrg_a_3200.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  "Life of a Gigolo". It was basically a medium budget soft porn with a plot. The main guy was kind of old looking as he had grey hair, but I'm starting to grey (whats left of it), and thats ok.  The thing that bugged me was the fact that ALL the women in this movie wore&lt;br /&gt;              &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;HUGE&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;UNDERWARE&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;The weren't wearing granny panties either, they were just giant underware.  One chick had a thong on that went all the way past her navel.  It was supposed to be sexy, but all I could think about was how gigantic their underware was. I was finally happy when they took them off, but for that time when they had them on, that was all I could think about. &lt;br /&gt;Now girls, let this be a lesson. Granny panties are ok, if you have to wear them on occasion, like when your Aunt Flow comes for the week.  Other than that we like small panties, and enourmous g-strings don't count, they're just modified granny panties.&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114167786589426115?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114167786589426115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114167786589426115&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114167786589426115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114167786589426115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/wtf.html' title='WTF?'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114134390796123126</id><published>2006-03-02T15:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T15:58:27.983-08:00</updated><title type='text'>be happy or not</title><content type='html'>is he brown enough in this one WetSpot?&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/DSC00136.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/DSC00136.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114134390796123126?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114134390796123126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114134390796123126&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114134390796123126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114134390796123126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/be-happy-or-not.html' title='be happy or not'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114133857062575905</id><published>2006-03-02T14:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T14:29:30.633-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Chuy</title><content type='html'>Does he look more brown in this one?&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/DSC00053.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/DSC00053.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/blogger/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114133857062575905?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114133857062575905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114133857062575905&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114133857062575905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114133857062575905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/chuy.html' title='Chuy'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114130448890805445</id><published>2006-03-02T04:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T05:24:28.533-08:00</updated><title type='text'>this should work</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/DSC00065.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/DSC00065.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Happy HNT, here is Chuy. He is always totally nekked, and likes long walks in the park. He spends his day working in the yard where he earns a cool 6,000,000 a year. Hows that? Oh, and I gotta get the pink puppy back up, he also disappeared with my links when I made the color change. &lt;a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"&gt;&lt;img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; moz-background-clip: initial; moz-background-origin: initial; moz-background-inline-policy: initial" alt="Posted by Picasa" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" align="middle" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114130448890805445?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114130448890805445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114130448890805445&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114130448890805445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114130448890805445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/this-should-work.html' title='this should work'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114126936232755451</id><published>2006-03-01T19:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-01T19:16:02.340-08:00</updated><title type='text'>popularity 2</title><content type='html'>OK, so I don't want to comment on my own blog and look like a hypocrite, so here it is. I changed the color, ( I liked the green, but if a chick says the color sucks, I'll change it) and lost ALL my links to other people's blogs. Now that just sucks. WetSpot, I'll get pics of my bank account up there soon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114126936232755451?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114126936232755451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114126936232755451&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114126936232755451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114126936232755451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/03/popularity-2.html' title='popularity 2'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114118095299286232</id><published>2006-02-28T18:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-28T18:42:33.003-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Popularity</title><content type='html'>I've been trying to figure out if my blog really sucks, or just kind of sucks. I've thought that maybe the way to determine that is by the amount of comments you get on any given blog. If you get a lot then your popular, or just interesting. If you don't get any, than you know what's up. Well that said, Trojan's last post generated (as of this writing) a whopping 29 comments. Now that is popular, until one takes a closer look. I didn't mention that 10 of those were from her, you can't count those, now can you? Denial Queen, Day Old Fish and myself donated 3 each, and DNA gave 2. If you don't count repeat offenders, or self comments, then this brings her to a total of 12 people that actually commented on her blog. Now that is still more comments than most people, and WAY more than I've ever had. The thing is, that she posted about SHOES. Hell, I bought two pair of shoes yesterday too, and didn't get any comments, well I didn't write about it either. I am going to have to give the prize for most popular blog about nothing to Trojan. &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;To pick up your prize, just bring 5 dollars (or a cold beer) to me at TXIH&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114118095299286232?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114118095299286232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114118095299286232&amp;isPopup=true' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114118095299286232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114118095299286232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/02/popularity.html' title='Popularity'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114104554907818505</id><published>2006-02-27T04:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-27T07:30:04.416-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Kilt Day</title><content type='html'>Ok, so today is Kilt Day &lt;a href="http://www.kiltday.com/"&gt;http://www.kiltday.com/&lt;/a&gt; .  Now I have been looking for a new kilt for some time now, and either I can't find the right pattern, or they want like $400 which is nuts. Not to worry, I know I'll find it. But that's not what this about. As I was looking for kilt manufacturers, I found a message board for guys that wear kilts. You know, general question stuff, but it was one question that inspired me. The question was posted by a female, and it had something to do with weather or not some guys were wearing anything under their kilts in a picture. Now I don't mind women asking if I have anything on under mine, but there were like 20 reply posts to this lady's post, all by other women of course, commenting on weather or not these guys are wearing skivvies. Which brings me to the point. Why do women ALWAYS ask a guy in a kilt if he is wearing anything underneath it or not? Seriously? We don't ask them if they are wearing anything underneath their dress or skirt, so why do they feel it is ok to ask us? One time I went to a party with a friend of mine, and had to pick her up at her parents house. I have to admit I was looking pretty good in my kilt, and what is the first thing her mom asks me? You guessed it. Now I don't necessarily want to tell this chicks mom that I'm proper under my kilt, so what do you say? Of course I gave her the standard answer that everything is in proper working order, but how fucking awkward can you be? So ladies, next time your wearing a hot skirt or dress, and a man asks you if you have on anything underneath, don't be offended, he is probably just a kilt wearer getting his revenge.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114104554907818505?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114104554907818505/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114104554907818505&amp;isPopup=true' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114104554907818505'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114104554907818505'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/02/kilt-day.html' title='Kilt Day'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114093288465838452</id><published>2006-02-25T21:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-25T21:53:48.506-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Following BH's lead</title><content type='html'>Here, now I can go to bed knowing all is well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="350" align="center" border="0"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="middle" color="#a0cdff"&gt;My Striper Song Is:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#c6e1ff"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img height="100" src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz/dancer.jpg" width="100" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;        Dude Looks Like a Lady&lt;/a&gt; by Aerosmith&lt;br /&gt;"So never judge a book by its coverOr who you gonna love by your loverLove put me wise to her love in disguiseShe had the body of a venusLord, imagine my surprise"&lt;br /&gt;Let's just say you're a very "special" dancer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="&lt;a"&gt;What&lt;/a&gt; Song Should You Strip To?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114093288465838452?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114093288465838452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114093288465838452&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114093288465838452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114093288465838452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/02/following-bhs-lead.html' title='Following BH&apos;s lead'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114072189906183147</id><published>2006-02-23T10:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-23T11:13:07.933-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WooHoo San Antonio</title><content type='html'>Who the fuck invented San Antonio? I just got back from a two day business trip there (which is another whole different fiasco) and realized that driving in Houston isn't so bad. Yeah, we will have an exit sign right at the street that your trying to get off on (and there is usually ONLY one), but if you miss your exit, you can easily get off at the next exit, do a U turn, and your back on track. Sure you can do that in San A too, but the next U turn is going to be about 9 or 10 miles up the road after you get to the next exit, and if there isn't one, and the street goes crooked, good luck. But that isn't what pisses me off. Why did I have to take the I-10 exit 8 times just to stay on I 10? It doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I-10 is the major hi-way going through the entire country, you shouldn't have to pay super close attention to stay on it. Then the signs say "I-10, upper level". Who thought that would be a good idea? It's a freeking ramp, of course it is going to go up, and when your going 70 miles per hour, you cant tell that whatever exit is going to be the upper or lower ramp, if your telling people how to get somewhere by telling them "Stay on I-10 and take the Upper Level." there is something seriously wrong. Another point is that Google Maps (which has nothing to do with San Antonio) doesn't even list I-10 on the map. It has all these other names like 87, and 90 which are crappy state hi-way names, (I was going to post a pic of it here, but you can look it up yourself) if I was a real tourist don't you think I would want to know where the major interstate is? If your lucky enough to follow I-10 through the city by taking all the right exits, you'll find that I-10 actually goes North and South, that's kind of odd for a hi-way that is supposed to go East to West isn't it? Ok, I'm sure you'll all bitch at me about this post, but it is my post and not yours so tough crap.&lt;br /&gt;And BH, no you shouldn't be offended, I was probably drunk, and suck with names anyway. Now if we did the nasty or something, then yeah, maybe you should be offended, but I would have remembered that.&lt;br /&gt;ONON  Oh yeah, HAPPY &lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;HNT&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114072189906183147?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114072189906183147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114072189906183147&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114072189906183147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114072189906183147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/02/woohoo-san-antonio.html' title='WooHoo San Antonio'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-114047784035981923</id><published>2006-02-20T15:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-20T15:24:00.373-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WetSpots update</title><content type='html'>OK, here is an update for all you wankers. I was so planning on updating on Thursday and taking a fun pic, and all sorts of cool crap, but I had to make a late night run to Victoria, then head to Galveston so I could run around with all the Coastie sailors Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Why do I get New Orleans and Dallas radio stations in Victoria, but all I get in Houston is CRAPPY Houston radio stations? The stations in Houston have historically sucked, but now that they are ALL owned by Clear channel, they TOTALLY suck. You people who live in San Antonio or Austin don't know how lucky you are to have independent and student radio stations to receive new music that doesn't suck. I've been thinking about getting satellite, but don't know if it would be worth it, anyone who really knows let me know. Anyone who can get me a good deal on it let me know too. ONON for now. OH, and if your name IS Brownie, e-mail me, I have a skit idea..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-114047784035981923?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/114047784035981923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=114047784035981923&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114047784035981923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/114047784035981923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/02/wetspots-update.html' title='WetSpots update'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-113970064416194375</id><published>2006-02-11T15:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-11T15:30:44.163-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The best pic of WetSpot ever.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/640/Image%2810%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CLEAR: all; FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/Image%2810%29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Believe it or not, this how WetSpot looks after smoking huge bowls of good stuff.  Is she fried or what?&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href='http://picasa.google.com/' target='ext'&gt;&lt;img src='http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-113970064416194375?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/113970064416194375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=113970064416194375&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/113970064416194375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/113970064416194375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/02/best-pic-of-wetspot-ever.html' title='The best pic of WetSpot ever.'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22285039.post-113963324913423486</id><published>2006-02-10T20:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-10T20:47:29.146-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If Tunnel's doing it, it can't be that bad</title><content type='html'>OK, I got sucked in to this stupid thing too. If Tunnel can post such a lame site then I guess I can do it to. Look for this blog in the future cause I watched a movie the other day, and it really gave me insight as to what people call art now a days. I just don't feel like writing all about it right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ONON&lt;br /&gt;EZF&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22285039-113963324913423486?l=ezthehasher.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/feeds/113963324913423486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22285039&amp;postID=113963324913423486&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/113963324913423486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22285039/posts/default/113963324913423486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ezthehasher.blogspot.com/2006/02/if-tunnels-doing-it-it-cant-be-that.html' title='If Tunnel&apos;s doing it, it can&apos;t be that bad'/><author><name>EZ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05402500708253381140</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/489/2266/320/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry></feed>
