Saturday, December 23, 2006

Copyright infringment


OK, as some of you might know, I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago. While I was there I managed to catch the local hash pub crawl. Now we did the usual stops, a couple dive bars, a gay bar, a quick run to McDonalds for a dozen burgers while other hashers run through the drivethrough as a distraction. You know the usual stuff. Now what really caught me on this crawl, was at the gay bar (wait maybe I better re-word that). Ok, before we were locked in by the lady that crashed her moped into the front door as the hairs were looking on laughing, and doing nothing to help us open the door, I saw this poster. Now what are the chances that some gay Toys for Tots guy is going to be in the bar, then sue them for copyright infringment? I can imagine it now. It would be the dumbest outing in the history of man. I'm sure you can play it in your head without me spelling it out.

Anyway, Merry Christmas.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

MERRY CHRISTMAS

See the new Christmas tree orniment my cool sister sent me. The thing is, I don't think she knew I was going to use it for this purpose. The bonus here is this way it won't get all junked up with bugs and stuff. Yes, those are Jack-in-the-Box balls.



You never what you might find on a tree.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

It's December everyone, and I'm back in town, for now.

I've been in Vegas learning how to take X-rays. I have to go again in January cause they didn't like my "creativity".

Monday, November 27, 2006

Apache

Fire Tunnel, here is the complete video of your Will Smith clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q
This is way better than Will and Alfonso. I think I'm going to grow my hair and moustache like that.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Another HNT


Happy Half Naked Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Happy HNT



Look it's me from a LONG LONG time ago. Ok, so it's not me, maybe a distant relative named Lucy, or maybe it's my great great grandma. You may never know.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Things could be worse.

Just when you thought it was safe to judge a game of javelin you feel an inexplicable pain in your foot. These guys may as well be rednecks drinking beer and playing Jarts. At least if she were half drunk it wouldn't hurt so bad.